Nintendo announces brand new hardware!

[Skunkworks]

But it’s an alarm clock.

https://www.polygon.com/nintendo/463519/nintendo-alarmo-alarm-clock-new-hardware

[Selbaek]

We got one this morning for our oldest as a Christmas gift. Kinda sucks that they lock a lot of their cool hardware behind an NSO subscription, but it sounds like this one will eventually come to regular digital storefronts as well as brick and mortar stores eventually.

[The Grimace]

I'm definitely not the target audience for this. This thing seems like it'd wake me up but also drive me insane at the same time.